Santas R and R

When Santa returns to the north pole After his momentous Christmas eve He is always looking forward To his well deserved annual leave His post Christmas R & R always begins With a sight to make his passion burn That of Mrs Claus festively clad Hot and spicy to greet him on his return In red stiletto shoes, red and white stockings Standing seductively against the bedroom door Then revealing her delights to her horny Santa As her fur trimmed cloak falls to the floor Red silk skimpies, a glimpse of her thighs Santa is eager to quench his thirst But Mrs Claus says heading towards the bed “You had better warm your hands up first”