Santa's Big Surprise Visit

T'was the night before Christmas,and up on the roof,Was heard a loud noise,made by many a hoof!Fat old Santa grabbed his bag of goodies from that magical sleigh,Down the chimney he fell,after dizzily losing his unbalanced way!Out thru the fire place he wobbled and strutted,Ashened in black soot,with expletives that he had muttered He looked to his left and he looked to his right,T'was two big ole' Rottweillers looking to fight!With a chomp to his rump and a tear to his britches,This would have to be tended by Mrs.Santa Clause,T'would have to sew up with many a stitches!The sleigh took off towards the Pole,While in his fanny was a great gaping bloodied torn hole!