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Santa's Bad Day

The elves filled Santa's sack with toys For all the good little girls and boys When he lifted it up he used his back Instead of his legs and he tore his sack An elf gave a band-aid to Santa, their proctor Santa said, "No, I need to go to a doctor" But sadly a doctor he would do without There was no time, so he started his route He stood up in the sleigh, his jewels in a brace Yelling, "OW, Merry Christmas!", all over the place!

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/21/2018 8:05:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Usually raunchy stuff makes me angry, but you did it in such a delightful and tasteful way, Kudos to you, Pat. Drop the Mike!

Pat Adams
Date: 4/22/2018 7:19:00 AM

Well, you better tread lightly through my stuff!! I try to ride the fence but sometimes a lean a bit far to the wrong side!! Drop the mike!!?!! You are funny my friend!

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 11/20/2017 2:21:00 PM

Santa should have had a helper for this special evening run,because he is in so much pain. I like this poem. Have a nice day my friend.

Pat Adams
Date: 11/20/2017 3:40:00 PM

Thank you Darlene, for the comment and the sideways smile!!......(Always a wise guy in the bunch)......Pat

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 10/14/2017 8:16:00 PM

I think you have an instant classic here Pat :) fave! xomo

Pat Adams
Date: 10/15/2017 3:09:00 AM

Thank you so much Maureen. That's really sweet.........Pat

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 10/14/2017 7:40:00 PM

Lol, I hope Santa takes a class on work safety next time!~Che :)

Pat Adams
Date: 10/15/2017 3:08:00 AM

Well, no matter how many times you tell someone how to lift their sack of toys!!..............80)

Jan Allison

Date: 10/14/2017 5:29:00 PM

lol PAT but I have to protest it is far to early for Christmas poems!!!! They should be banned until 24th December at the earliest bah humbug!!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams
Date: 10/14/2017 6:30:00 PM

Sorry, I lost track of time! I'll try to rein it in deer!.....80)...(See what I did there, Rein/Deer Reindeer....Oh well)