Santa Is Coming To Dinner

My wife told me she invited Santa to dinner But it is not Christmas and this is summer, but should I let him enter? What shall we serve? Should it be potluck at the last minute and is this what Santa deserves? However, Santa will bring his reindeer troop They are big enough to be their own group The meal must be done right The stars are giving the wink in get cracking tonight Otherwise when Christmas finally comes, my house could become a drive over by Then my Children will start to cry Every effort on my part being a try Santa’s HO HO HO will be an affirmative NO Then I will respond with SO I need someone to feel me on this Because my Wife may not give me a kiss I can only image Santa passing my house for the first time All of the coal that would be mine Now I guess I could serve some nice champagne But if Santa gets drunk, guess who will be the blame? I can just see the Headline, ”Santa gets a ticket for being drunk” All the children around the world would a lot of bunk Well Santa has the invite Now as the Host, I must be polite Otherwise, it will be a guest of probably might But for now I extend my Good Night.