Santa Is a Yorkshire Man

To stop the myth going around that Santa is a Scotsman, a huge hit on the radio here. So fo those that believe this is the truth. Santa is a Yorkshire man everybody knows that You just say he is Scottish, cos he’s round and fat. Well Yorkshire men can be the same they are not all dud All year on the beer and whisky Washed down with Yorkshire pud. Santa is a Yorkshire man everybody here knows that You say your Scottish Santa’s Glow warm, red and fat. Well Yorkshire Santa’s have glowing bits, but they keep them out of sight Except on Christmas Eve when their pants have got too tight. Santa is a Yorkshire man so stop making such a fuss A Santa who know what’s what, so you can call on us If your chimney is too tight, Yorkshire Santa will let you know He’ll leave your present’s elsewhere, and you will have to go. To collect you gifts is your own fault if your chimney is too small Don’t expect him to get up there, he doesn’t want to fall. A spade is a spade wherever you go Santa will tell you that If you want to get your presents early, try Ilkley moor bar tat. They meet there on Christmas Eve to swop gifts and stories too That’s why they all have glowing bits, I bet you would have too. He doesn’t have time to mess about, you people should know that Santa is a Yorkshire man, there’s no more to say that’s that.