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Santa and Mrs Claus

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Letters from parents quite unsettling Elves keep asking what went wrong Rudolph’s nose starts him meddling He’ll have answers before too long Santa and Mrs. Claus have a situation Marriage needs complete restoration Both want help but not medication North Pole lawyers mediate and divide Santa misses meeting, not taking calls Judge looked at first motion and decides She gets Christmas tree, he gets balls Santa and Mrs. Claus have a situation Both failed early mediation Father Time appointed consultation Santa cannot “Ho ho”, has lost his voice Causing toy shop workers to overreact Emergency intervention knocks elves off course Petitions demand help for children are on track Father Time tells Santa to get it together Informs Mrs. Claus Santa is certainly stressed Federal regulations, global warming and weather Obamacare and taxes has their finances in a mess Santa and Mrs. Claus have a situation Both happier with intimate communication Santa and Mrs. Claus are in negotiations +++ Written 12/25/2015 Story Poem About Santa Claus Contest sponsored by Carol Eastman 1st Place

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David Welch

Date: 3/23/2018 10:38:00 PM

Funny. Never thought of Santa and Obamacare in the same sentence before...

Susan Gentry
Date: 3/24/2018 5:18:00 PM

Lol. No? Thanks for reading.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 12/23/2017 8:49:00 AM

Dropping by to wish you a Merry Christmas. I enjoyed reading this one again.

Jack Horne

Date: 1/2/2016 3:13:00 PM

LOL, love this witty write

Susan Gentry
Date: 1/8/2016 12:46:00 AM

Thanks jack :)

Joyce Johnson

Date: 12/29/2015 11:12:00 PM

I have faith that they will see it to a grand conclusion. Congratulations your win. Love, Joyce

Susan Gentry
Date: 1/8/2016 12:46:00 AM

Thank you, Joyce.

Skat A

Date: 12/29/2015 6:22:00 PM

SUSAN, Congratulations on your nice win. Enjoy the coming year..... SKAT

Susan Gentry
Date: 12/29/2015 8:59:00 PM

Thanks SKAT! Same to you and yours.

Joseph May

Date: 12/29/2015 10:04:00 AM

I love the humor in this write Susan...Congrats on your win

Susan Gentry
Date: 12/29/2015 3:39:00 PM

Thank you Joseph! Nice of you to stop and read and comment. :)

Earl Schumacker

Date: 12/28/2015 8:52:00 PM

Hi Susan, Congratulations on your excellent win. I never realized how litigious Mr. and Mrs. Clause could be. I'm glad they are still in negotiations. Have a wonderful Christmas season and a Happy New Year too. Take care. Earl

Susan Gentry
Date: 12/29/2015 6:13:00 AM

Why thank you Earl! Congratulations on your big win. I enjoyed yours. Happy New Year to you and yours!

Nayda Ivette Negron Flores

Date: 12/28/2015 6:55:00 PM

Congratulations on the placement of the contest Susan.

Susan Gentry
Date: 12/29/2015 6:09:00 AM

Thank you. Very kind.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 12/28/2015 9:57:00 AM

I'm not sure what to list this one under, perhaps Rhyme. I enjoyed reading it, good luck in the contest.

Susan Gentry
Date: 12/29/2015 6:08:00 AM

Thanks Rick. I agree and have been trying to change it. I don't too much with edit here. It may have gone thru this AM. Appreciate yiur help. Have a good one.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/26/2015 7:05:00 PM

oh how cute, and you even added a bit of politics and global warming into it. Clever lady!

Susan Gentry
Date: 12/27/2015 1:33:00 PM

Ahhh now, thank you!! :)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/25/2015 9:41:00 PM

Hi Susan, Ha a way to XOOL poem. I can't picture Santa, without a voice. Anyways, great ending... Merry Christmas!!! May the true meaning of the holiday season fill your heart and home. Always & Forever ~LINDA~

Susan Gentry
Date: 12/26/2015 1:54:00 AM

lol Thanks so much! The same to you and yours.