Santa

Santa and his reindeer Landed on my house Invading my tranquility Much larger than a mouse He didn’t have a gift for me Just was taking a short break From all his other rituals On Christmas Eve he did take I gave him milk and cookies Carrots for each deer And boy was his belly big As he laughed with Christmas cheer He prepared to leave my rooftop With his sleigh and 8 reindeer When he handed me a small gift And faded in the midnight air Inside the wrapping was a treat That made me laugh with joy Just add water to the mix And you will grow a life sized boy I took a bowl and filled it with water Placed the tiny figure within its depth Than I retreated to my bedroom Laid down and finally slept In the morning I awoke To singing in the other room Rather raspy was the voice It must be my inflated groom I lay there for awhile To scared to view the source Who would believe this Nonsense and utter discourse Lo and behold the door opened And Santa’s gift was there Tall dark and handsome Completely grown and bare I laughed with such pleasure And told him come to bed Such is the gift from Santa My desires he had met