Samantha and the Silver Tailed Don Juan

Samantha gave her Daddy a disdainful look He’s been out again with that ripper old chook He’s been acting all gaga, the silly old fool Isn’t it disgusting the way that men drool Well maybe the oldies, ain’t’ got that long So he’s having a naughty and singing his song Dating the sheilas they forget all about you Taking em roses, strewth what a hullabaloo Courting with tinnies or a plonk or two Hitting on the good sort and lying to you Saying your precious his own special cat Then sneaking out to dinner, like a real dingbat Forgetting me and his daughter the writing nerd Wonder if today from that Yanks she’s heard Then she’ll get a call in the middle of the night Disturbing my slumbers …so why don’t he WRITE Samantha she say’s “I’ll take care of you” A quid in the pocket, she’ll soon flit through So who’s gonna love me…well maybe that dame Anna Banana… Holy-dooly!.. I’ve forgotten the name She gave me a pat and whispered real sweet Probably wants my blessing and a share of my meat Whiskers she can’t have, nor the couch or the chair Why are there other women? Cripes life’s unfair! Ripper: term of approval Chook; slang for a woman Naughty: sex Strewth: Exclamation of surprise Plonk: wine Good sort: attractive woman Dingbat: slightly mad Quid: two dollars Holy- dooly: An exclamation of surprise Whiskers: Tin cat food Cripes: Swearing slang