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Safe Driving

So you won't renew my license That makes absolutely no sense You say my license is suspended Because of violations and drivers I've offended Even though I drive fast and reckless I squeal the tires and do brake jobs I confess And ignore every red light I see For they mean nothing to me Speed limit is how fast can I go Always fast never slow I'm known to change lanes in the blink of an eye Check my mirrors? I don't even try If I'm coming you better move fast Get ready to run when I fly past So why won't you give a license to me? I've been driving safe since 1923 DMV Poetry Poetry Contest Sponsored by: matt Caliri 1/28/2022

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Date: 2/4/2022 8:07:00 PM
Scary ~ I thought all those drivers were up here in my city ~
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Date: 2/2/2022 3:45:00 PM
Hello Timothy ... in this day and age this is classed as normal driving. Well, what I mean is, when driving in the city now is almost inviting suicide. Humorous indeed Timothy - Lindsay
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 2/3/2022 3:08:00 PM
You are right Lindsay, It takes a brave fellow to drive downtown these days.
Date: 1/28/2022 8:34:00 AM
Lol love the humour, funny thing there are many on the road that drive like that. Tom
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 1/28/2022 9:30:00 PM
So true buddy! I hope you and yours are well.
Date: 1/28/2022 2:31:00 AM
So adorable. Love it. God bless you. Love, Gina
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 1/28/2022 9:31:00 PM
Thank you so much Regina, the same to you and yours! <3
Date: 1/27/2022 11:15:00 PM
Hey Timothy great poem cleverly written! You are not talking about yourself are you?? Debx
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Deb M
Date: 1/28/2022 1:22:00 AM
Hehe that’s what I thought but didn’t want to be rude Timothy….you never know Ha! Debx
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 1/28/2022 12:30:00 AM
Could be but I'm not 99 years old! :) Thanks
Date: 1/27/2022 10:58:00 PM
Today there are those far worst than you. Timothy. And they get away with it. Try lying about your age? Love the poem and the humour.
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 1/28/2022 12:30:00 AM
Thanks Harry, the best to you and yours.

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