Ryan Air

Ryan Air - read in tune to the 'diorreah diorreah' song... When the plane stinks of poo and you dare not use the loo It's Ryan air, Ryan air When the hostess is a grump, to have to smile gives her the 'ump it's Ryan air, Ryan air When there's no chance of TV and your bag's shoved on your knee It's Ryan air, Ryan air When you're flying through the air, tight space you have to share It's Ryan air Ryan air When the brochure pages stick and the take off makes you sick It's Ryan air Ryan air Where the chairs do upright fix and its £2 for a twix It's Ryan air Ryan air If you want to travel cheap and arrive there in a heap It's Ryan air, Ryan air So when your flight options are vague I'd avoid them like the plague Ryan air, Ryan air... By Victoria Payne