Rules For the Game

Have fun playing baseball, hint number one finish the season though you’ve never won. Can’t win if you don’t play, work on point two find the skills you need, then practice them too. The count’s at three, try to pick the right clothes Not too tight pants and zippers that will close. Moving on to cleats with thought number four be sure they fit, that’s what sizes are for. And rule five: no cussing, use your tongue's brake, backtalk, name-calling are habits to break. Watch your temper, ideal number six - you’re not that feisty cat which your dog sic’s. As for step seven, it’s long overdue learn from your mistakes, know what NOT to do. Keep the dugout clean, we’ll call this clue eight squelch farts, don’t throw up cause you over ate. Tip nine; learn when to bunt and when to steal It makes for more fun, but takes nerves of steel. One more then done with these suggestions ten - if you chew gum, spit your wad in the tin. World Series fades, into new pastimes we buy ...Roll on, past baseball to a creed we can live by, ...Respect for others grants our ego fond goodbye. October 22, 2022