Rudolph the Red Rose Reindeer

Rudolph Reindeer with a red nose Had a drinking problem they say That is why his nose was so red But it came to a head one day Because of all his hard drinking Rudolph lost his license to fly With nothing left for him to do He threw up his hooves and yelled, "Whyyy!" Rudolph had an intervention He quit but his nose was not bright So Santa had to use FedEx Since toys must be there over night! He wore roses in his antlers To bring everyone good cheer Selling rides for a buck an elf He soon was reindeer of the year! Now it was the elves that loved him, As they shouted out with much fun, "Rudolph the red rose reindeer," "You're still a historical one!"