Royal Rumble

Characters in action Talents in multiplication Shapes and sizes of many version Skills on display with tension Over the top ropes one would gape Under the ropes one can escape Apron of thick mattress Arena of countless matches Highlighted are dressed to kill Fronting the crowd that fill Seats of spectators that cheer Feats of competitors, not jeer Matches roll with blunder Rumbling and grappling like thunder Crutches and splints spread over Bodies of the bruised fall over Grueling matches live on Under any pressure show must go on It's not "business as usual" that linger Players of theatrics in danger Venues are slated by dates Participants stipulated as mates Previews of expected bouts Reviews that excite and shouts Year after year is the Rumble Inside the ring that crumble Event that sounds so noble Fame, not fortune that bubble A prelude to Wrestlemania An interlude of regalia A shot coveted in spotlight A spot asserted with delight Let's get ready to rumble!...