Royal Ride

When Elizabeth read the news About Williams proposed affair She succumbed to the royal blues In her palace over there The brits still have monarchs They’ve ignored the centuries past It’s an old English trademark To be stubborn to the last Prince William plans a marriage With a common country lass She’ll share the royal carriage As the throngs watch them pass Now Charles has much to bear Knowing he missed his chance Speechless and just standing there With his hands in his pants He took Camilla as his wife Not the maiden fair Maybe very good in bed Could be the reason there Gather ye subjects all around A toast to Kate our queen She rose up from common ground To pick prince William clean