Root Beer Belly Missuer and An Ode To All Things 70's & 80's

I drink my root beer with soggy fries soiled buns Hamburg runs while watching the tube in an unsightly nude give me a Draft or an A&W glass sitting in this position, it hurts my advancing Ass AMERICAN IDOL:THE OLD FOSSIL REVUE Plenty of Famous Farts dying to perform for you Sir Mick and Madam Paul they both did rocked in THE GREATEST SHOW OF THEM ALL Madonna and Michael Jackson are Down it is getting harder for their fannies to move around Prince Geldof Boomtown Rat surely realizing that his bulge is getting Fat Sir Rocket and The Piano Man were getting TOO FRIENDLY with a local Girl Scout fan John Travolta the SWEATHOG guy was making out his Will 'cause he knows he's going to die One aero plane to his favorite charity A gyro copter to the Dentist,who removed an unwanted cavity The Old GREASE leather apparel going to his TV buddy..The MASH's own B.J. Mike Farrell Barry Williams,Knight, and Lookinland Too trying on a fling with their Sitcom Sisters..YOU-KNOW-WHO William Shatner on his couch His enormous belly has only just begun to tire and slouch Farrah and Lee Majors STUCK trying(separately,of course) to get a Hard-On -UCK Karl Malden..coming back from the Dead To invite Zeter Jones than Michael Douglas Instead The Streets of Sitcom Heaven, where youth is always On Malden is serenading pretty Catherine with a Song Now it's time to end this prose I hope that you can touch both your toes Don't watch the crap exercise daily to avoid this trap and YOU WILL BE A LIFE OVERACHIEVER,INDEED!!