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Rich Relative Nuptials

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Rich Relative Nuptials

This wedding is hard-labor duty
(All the guests are acting so SNOOTY!)
A whole lotta' bunk!
Guess I'll get drunk
And pinch that thar bridesmaid's stiff booty...

For Joann's contest

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  1. Date: 10/3/2012 12:29:00 AM
    hahaha, congrats on your win Tim

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 8:55:00 PM
    Ah, this is a great one, hope you got a nice handful. Congrats on your win. Lee

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 2:32:00 PM
    Tim, Congratulations with your fantastic entry for Joann's "My Cousin's Wedding" cheers~ xox~ PD

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 3:07:00 PM
    hey, this is really CUTE. Congrats on your win!

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 7:31:00 AM
    What a super win for you. Congratulations Tim. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 11:25:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win Tim like the humour here lol , nice one xx

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 10:54:00 AM
    :-)) Congratulations on your win, Tim. Suzette

  1. Date: 9/7/2012 6:37:00 PM
    Weddings can get pretty stuffy so do your thing Tim, a bottom pinched can only add some spice to the party. Funny boy!

  1. Date: 9/4/2012 5:13:00 AM
    Naughty, naughty Tim :) lol hope you are doing okay, just dropping by to say hello to you! love Wilma

  1. Date: 9/2/2012 4:36:00 AM
    hahaha~ enjoyed your poetry so much this morning.. I think everyone has those relatives.. I had my aunt in lepard skin clothes... could be worse ey? ha ~ Cindy Lu

  1. Date: 8/30/2012 4:19:00 PM
    haha love it Tim. I love limericks anyway but this one is so funny because it's just so casual and matter of fact. Nice job of it.

  1. Date: 8/30/2012 2:22:00 PM
    lol, I got a laugh imagining this, Tim. Congrats on all your wins : )

  1. Date: 8/30/2012 12:44:00 PM
    naughty...[firm? booty] I know you would NOt do this LOL ..thanks for the chuckle! Light & Love

  1. Date: 8/29/2012 5:13:00 PM
    LOL...Tim, this is a great limerick! I'm sure Joann will love it. Love and Blessings, Rhonda

  1. Date: 8/29/2012 9:19:00 AM
    funny.....hope you have a good safe far we are getting alot of rain off of the isaac....that is all.

  1. Date: 8/29/2012 8:22:00 AM
    tim, i got a cool dose of laughter here.. loved the bridesmaid stuff to clinch this fun-filled piece ... what a gas!...winning huggs!..:)

  1. Date: 8/29/2012 4:46:00 AM
    Naughty naughty but very nice Tim xx

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 11:35:00 PM
    hahaha. You rogue, you!! I'm still laughing as I'm writing this. Nice one, Tim. Best of luck to you in Joann's contest, you naughty boy. :)