Revenge a Dish Served Cold

(this is how I got kicked out of military school. hope you injoy!) I wasn't a bad kid but dad didn't find me cool next thing you know I was in military school Mom sent care packages cookies and mellow yellow then they were stole in front of me by a senior fellew with my care box empty it made me sad without my snacks I got really mad! so with the next delivery I devized a plan when nobody was looking I'd piss in the can I knew that my plan was bold and waited a day for the can to get cold he came, he stole, he drank, oh the look in his eyes I sat there and smiled just to pat-tro-nize my friends were outside laughing and having a ball as the senior ran out he puked down the hall he fummbled around in his vomit on the floor next thing you know he slid out the door then I laughed so hard felt the pain in my sternum and thought to myself "that's gonna learn em!" by Capt. Mike