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The thing his wife regretted most:
Not putting poison on his toast.

For Susan’s Regret contest

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  1. Date: 8/21/2013 3:21:00 PM
    Got a little jolt and a big laugh. Brilliant wit and congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 8/20/2013 9:33:00 PM
    good night my friend... SKAT

  1. Date: 8/17/2013 8:11:00 PM
    Hello Jack, an awesome winning poem...SKAT

  1. Date: 8/17/2013 12:13:00 PM
    - Congratulations on your wonderful first place, well deserved Jack ! - Have a great weekend. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 8/17/2013 3:11:00 AM
    Wow! I guess this says it all insuchlittle words. I like it. Congrats

  1. Date: 8/17/2013 12:16:00 AM
    Omg this is brilliant, you clever toad.....Seren

  1. Date: 8/16/2013 10:31:00 PM
    OMG, you got first place, Jack. So clever you are with this short but brilliant way to do her contest. I worked three hours on mine and got nada. hahaha. I never saw such a short winner list from Susan before. I think she must have felt we all let her down or something. BIG congrats that she liked your poem. Goodnight now, I think I am finally getting off. Luv, Andrea

  1. Date: 8/12/2013 9:20:00 PM
    It should be the laxative and he would have to run each and every day and wonder if he has a bowl problem LOL.

  1. Date: 8/12/2013 11:36:00 AM
    LOL....most women would agree with you Jack, if not poison than at least ex lax. Hugs

  1. Date: 8/11/2013 7:05:00 PM
    LOL! He must have come home very late, last night...again! : ) Great Couplet, Jack. x Annalise

  1. Date: 8/11/2013 8:11:00 AM
    Interesting take Jack, all the best for the contest.. you said so much with this witty short poem. lfde Wilma

  1. Date: 8/9/2013 3:38:00 PM
    Jack, this is short and sweet, and funny, well done and best of luck in the contest, and thanks for all your comments to my poetry, I have been very sick lately but starting to feel better, hopefully will do some writing this weekend. Violet Kitty is not well, but I am thankful for each day I have her, love Constance aka Broken Wings

  1. Date: 8/9/2013 9:36:00 AM
    Funny couplet, Jack... Good luck in the contest... Terry

  1. Date: 8/9/2013 7:25:00 AM
    hahaha. Way to do the contest quickly. YOu slay me, Jack.

  1. Date: 8/8/2013 10:47:00 AM
    Yikes!!! Light & Love

  1. Date: 8/8/2013 8:00:00 AM
    ha! love it!

  1. Date: 8/8/2013 7:36:00 AM
    hahaha.. this one is REALLY funny! thx for stopping by :)

  1. Date: 8/8/2013 12:26:00 AM
    wow... LOL, great couplets.... LINDA

  1. Date: 8/7/2013 7:38:00 PM
    Wow, to see how your mind works my friend, a spectacular view this write truly is! I really enjoyed reading this tremendous poem this evening! What a remarkable piece, such a grand poem, Great Work!!

  1. Date: 8/7/2013 5:53:00 PM
    Interesting work..Winner for sure..Sara