Redneck Love Poem

From the moment you moved your trailer next to mine I knew there was something to love at first sight Your tooth on the left, mine on the right Both yellow from dipping I found me a partner to spit with for life With a belly that hangs passed your knees ,we're a match I know what it's like to have an itch you can't scratch If you shave my back Then I'll pluck your chins And I'll buy you a shirt that covers your stretch marks, from having twleve kids If that ain't love Then I don't know what is Kevin Fix