Red Riding Hood Retold

There once was a girl named Red, Whose grandma was sick in bed. She packed up some goodies, Put on her red hoody,. And made haste before Granny was dead. Now Granny lived in the woods, So Red skipped as fast as she could. A wolf blocked her path, So she gave into wrath, And pummeled the beast where it stood. Red hastened to her destination, But to her great consternation, The wolf had survived, And subsequently arrived, And was waiting with much anticipation. Granny was sitting up in bed, As she saw the wolf approach Red. The wolf said "I'm ready to eat", Granny said, "I'm packing heat", Then proceeded to fill him with lead. The wolf was a problem no more, Which thrilled Red and Granny to the core. Now Granny, she got well, And everything turned out swell. Their story became a part of folklore. 7/13/21