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Recently Received a Call

Recently Received a Call Recently received a call sounding like a winner Wanted to know if I ever used a blood thinner Before or after having eaten meals or dinner Or of any type of drug use been a beginner. Out of all this what was I supposed to make None of that type medication did I ever take Or some prescription being a forgery or fake Also, before I used it did I forget to shake. Sound similar to a call you have received Where you really had been badly deceived And at end felt comfortable and relieved But still being all upset he had achieved. So now maybe I might start taking revenge For not having gone on a health food binge Then my wife said she felt a small tinge After she had started inserting a syringe. Fortunately I began and was starting to see The traumatic call was never meant for me Thought about it for a while rather reluctantly Call was meant for wife setting my mind free. Has there ever been a time when............. James Thomas Horn Retired Veteran and Poet RiverSea Plantation Bolivia, NC PS. Need a category for trauma and sick jokes.

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Date: 8/27/2015 7:26:00 PM
My favoriite site is the national "Do Not Call" registry. It's been years and years since I've had one of these annoying calls.
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Date: 8/27/2015 7:30:00 PM
Mary, Now that sounds like a good idea. So how is the weather in Boise? Jim
Date: 8/25/2015 6:26:00 PM
It's good to laugh at trauma, otherwise, it might be too devastating.
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Date: 8/25/2015 6:41:00 PM
DMB or is that DMV for a driver's license. If I laugh it off, do I first have to cough? Jim Horn

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