Really Catchy Title

Readers acknowledge first lines as vital Nothing grabs attention like a snappy title People dislike poems that do not rhyme Criticizing writers for committing a “crime” How I hate being hated for being me Now I see, for I, is Kenneth to be If I choose to inscribe in a passive voice Then do I will, for it’s my choice If I want to use a vulgar expression I’d choose ass, to keep writing a profession I may write in lines that are far stretched across the page, and stick out like a sore thumb Or use terrible clichés because my filter is numb I shall proofread if a feel and submit without Errorz apparent, I’d never doubt I’ll end abruptly if that’s what I like And you my friend can take a hike