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Don't get a bug in your butt because I like to eat
So it's none of your business if I can't see my feet
My tee shirt on the line looks like a sheet
While driving, my right hip's in the passenger seat
One serving of ice cream just won't do
So I buy a half gallon, it contains two
I'd tie my laces but I can't reach my shoe
I bought a diet book and I ate that too
Really, I think I should take some weight off soon
When I bend over the neighbor sings Allegheny Moon
When I start breakfast at eight, I finish by noon
When I wear corduroy pants, they play their own tune
I'm sick of TV shows saying I gotta be thin
I'm very well rounded for the shape that I'm in
When I touch my knees I display a horizontal grin
If there's a pie eating contest in town, you know I'd win
Really, I ordered a pizza because pizza is great
I told him to slice it in six because I couldn't eat eight
Really, don't call me names, that's something I hate
But if you call me for dinner, I'll never be late

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  1. Date: 2/1/2013 11:32:00 PM

  1. Date: 7/3/2012 9:47:00 AM
    You make a really big statement here that is large on humor and tons of fun. At the risk of getting stuck in the fold of hunger pains and their staisfaction I will leave you with one thought : They tell me you are what you eat. Huggs TLee

  1. Date: 7/2/2012 3:51:00 PM
    This should be posted on the entrance to every Wall mart. Great stuff, Vince. Love, daver

  1. Date: 6/30/2012 7:01:00 PM
    sorry , too many fat jokes for me to like it sincerly

  1. Date: 6/29/2012 3:47:00 AM
    hahaha, oh my gosh, this is great! Cindy a have a food write called "what I like".

  1. Date: 6/28/2012 8:57:00 PM
    You made me laugh out loud! Hilarious lines, Vince! Thanks.