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Real Cold Coffee

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Real Cold Coffee

Heard that love makes the world go round With the ladies that may be true But us macho dudes play a different tune The wee guy downstairs is our cue To beg and plead for a romp in the hay We act kinda silly and mushy Pretending a love song is in our hearts But our tail light is making us gushy Let's call the proverbial spade a spade That wee guy controls us each day So perky each morning and raring to go Can't promise a lot of foreplay We beg and plead, promise the moon Diamonds and treasures untold For just a few moments of heavenly bliss Must hurry the coffee's gettin' cold She's heard this ploy for many long years Take it slow she tells me each time Have developed a liking for real cold coffee Guess I really can't say that I mind! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 4/3/2013 5:50:00 PM
    Oh my gosh, you described me to a tee. I joined the cold coffee generation years ago. :) Rick

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/4/2013 6:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Yup! First thing first eh! Happy to see we is birds of a feather! LOL Yee haw!
  1. Date: 4/3/2013 5:37:00 PM
    Hahahahaha :-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/4/2013 6:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bad Jack... bad Jack! LOL But I see you got a chuckle out of it! Loving hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 4/3/2013 10:40:00 AM
    Cold coffe doesn't sound so bad any more... LOL... But I can just get my dragon to warm it up... If I promise to mention his name... If I don't it gets a little warm in here... Grandpa Troll keeps letting the silly dragon in the house... He says it'll promote good communications... I say it promotes another hot foot... Ouch... Stop that... you silly dragon. Put the barbecue sauce down! Ohhh Ohhh....

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/3/2013 10:59:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    So used to cold coffee, can't handle hot coffee anymore! LOL Your dragon seems to be out of control... have you thought of putting him on Prozac? Big whopping hugs! xoxox
  1. Date: 4/3/2013 6:04:00 AM
    This is hilarious my friend! You have delighted me yet again with this clever little write Jack! LOL I just loved reading this amazingly accurate rendition of most men! I'm really a romantic at heart so I enjoy all the things women desire, so we do fit together well, and I can imagine you fitting this bill as well! We are still men, just a special breed of man! This is a spectacular poem, I loved reading it this morning! What a amazing piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/3/2013 6:40:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    "accurate rendition of most men" yes... most of us have a one track mind eh! LOL Cheers!
  1. Date: 4/3/2013 5:44:00 AM
    Good write. Gave me a good laugh this morning.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 4/3/2013 6:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    It's good to laugh any time of the day! Thanks Matthew!