Rats Mine Poetic Submissions Once Again Deemed Floccinaucinihilipilification

Rats! Mine Poetic Submissions Once Again Deemed Floccinaucinihilipilification /?fläks??nôs??ni?hil??pil?fi'kaSH?n/ (floc·ci·nau·ci·ni·hil·i·pil·i·fi·ca·tion) Countless declined submissions of mine, tipping scales massive Earth Atlas shrugged, (he nonchalantly shouldered 1.317 × 10^25 lbs) sends storied ambition plummeting millstone yoked neck analogous to bajillion pound weight thus yours truly doth modify expectations absolute zero prospect I will posthumously attain poet laureate status within human league, asper dignified luminaries comprising cognoscenti pantheon posthumously storied authors renown unto posterity, yet ever since disembarking... fashioning, finagling, forging building blocks of English Language humble mission courtesy this wordsmith never sunk entrenched ambitions into virtual sea constituting briny deep wide whirling webbed waters intent to reel eyes, neither fame nor fortune, but wield unique signature this landlubber mentally laboring to heft cumbersome words chiseling, fitting (jigsaw puzzle pieces) interlocking snuggly, asper analogous mortise and tenon, or (sometimes forcefully jamming) multisyllabic deeply oceanographic flowingly, trending intrinsically quixotic harmonically sympathetic... to affect pacific effect, nonetheless attempt to launch, albeit figuratively shipshape anchored literary endeavor metrically bobbing (with square pants) along gently down stream of consciousness side stepping excessively indignant, flagrant, arrogant... undertones, yet present political perturbations pain this doubting Thomas unitarian, whose outlook good n plenti grim, especially insatiable thirst about global/world events can barely be slaked!