Random Thoughts Concerning Snow

If the planet gets any warmer we’ll freeze our asses off. When the climate changes could it please wear something OTHER THAN WHITE! Why can’t they dump snow in BOSTON HARBOR but they can use snow barriers on the exclusive beach communities? How can light fluffy snow be so freakin’ heavy? How will Winter know we’ve surrendered if it can’t see the WHITE FLAGS we’re waving?? You know it’s bad when the church cancels the SNOW ANGEL competition. Overheard at the International Devils Convention: “DAMN, THIS STUFF IS HELL!!!” They made the streets in South Boston ONE WAY…. ALL HEADING SOUTH…. The MBTA is starting a DOG SLED run. The dogs will all retire at age 10(TEN) WITH A FULL PENSION….. A flock of snow geese was seen wearing HATS and MITTENS… If all the snowflakes that fell in Boston were placed end to end they’d go from here to WHERE EVER THE HELL THEY WANTED and we’d pay the passage. After a while you don’t care what a wondrous crystalline miracle each individual snowflake is…… they all look alike to you…. Somewhere there’s a monkey with a button the reads PUSH FOR SNOW….. LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF…….