Quip's Iv At the Rapture

I was searching for my EX-Girlfriend for three(03) day's. She just disappeared in to thin air in the blink of an eye..... I searched high and low. Everything was not left in place as usual. Then, A couple of my friend's told me that she was caught-up, in the RAPTURE. Boy, you could imagine my dismay...... It turned out that I was wrong....Yes, she was caught-up in the RAPTURE... Only, it turned out to be, not the "Rapture" the "Rapture", But, Rapture The Nite CLUB!....AND she was caught in a police DRUG raid as part of an independent investigation!.... She had been in jail for three(03) more day's. Turn's out that she did not need an Absolution...She needed a drink and another lawyer... ******The Moral to this story is******** Things' are not always' what they seem! Always' get your story straight! Or else, you will be caught at the "Rapture" too...... GF *****Note:******* And on the seventh (07th) day, she did rest.........