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Putin Purloined

Prompted by Tom Cunningham's poem 'If Only Dreams Came True.' A reverie about the demise of Putin. Thanks for the inspiration, Tom. Tis true that sometimes history is repeated Putin and Rasputin were cruel and conceited Both were quite licentious Vulgar and pretentious One now lies dead, the other must be defeated Rasputin was a political saboteur A diabolical trait of Vlad's, to be sure Despised by his own nation Death by assassination A more barbarous death for Putin, I'd prefer Now his broken tail bone is in need of repair I hope he's worried and wary, because I swear My anesthetizing gas Would rid the world of his ass Fulfilling the prayers of people everywhere

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Date: 12/15/2022 7:37:00 PM
My anesthetizing gas Would rid the world of his ass" - perfect!
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Date: 12/13/2022 12:40:00 AM
Lovely poetry. It is limerick done par excellence. May your “prayers” be answered with speed.93B
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Date: 12/11/2022 9:23:00 AM
Perfect limericks for the SOB! I agree with Tom. We should put the kabosh on his swagger once and for all, in my opinion.
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/12/2022 6:08:00 AM
Somebody should, but I suppose his security is pretty tight. Thanks, Milt.
Date: 12/11/2022 7:48:00 AM
Lol brilliant limericks Jenna, Russia seems to churn out some crackpots. About time we stood up to that dog, he shouts nuclear and everyone ducks. If it was me I'd say go on you dog press your button and see what happens, I'd wipe Russia off the face of the planet Grrrr
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/11/2022 9:16:00 AM
I can't think of anything more disgraceful than what he's done and continues to do.

Book: Shattered Sighs