Put Away the Pears

I tried to have conversation But they screamed me out of focus They left me no attention span By the use of hocus pocus Oasis is double sag We see them on display We want to practice tasting them Though these **** are not for play They light up someone’s evening And they can make someone’s day But if you saw them all the time They wouldn’t be that way They’d just be legs or ankles Or they’d be a calf or arm But in our world they’ll always be A big part of your charm So please keep them under wraps I’d rather star my gaze Than be caught eying those babies up In a woman’s boast or faze And just then said the ***** It’s making my head some pain Just take them out and scream and shout There’s nothing else to gain. So listen up you ladies We don’t need to see your pears They just make us dopey Then you complain about our stares