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Purgative Debacle Debilitated Me December 18th 2020

Purgative debacle debilitated me December 18th, 2020 Hoop fully adequately explains source of odoriferous dry rot, ye possibly smell, I jot within this reasonable rhyme without putting Johnny on the spot my absence NOT attending fellowship, today December 20th, 2020 albeit remotely, cuz off to bathroom I frequently needed to trot. Athwart porcelain goddess at aforementioned date bare with me rear potty talk, I profusely apologize concerning offal topic wasting proctology boilerplate nevertheless, quite a disaster concerning mine excretory freight said irritable bowel syndrome necessitated I hydrate and fast, thus yours truly spent no time to judicate nor analyze why rectum severely overactive of late, but aside from lower gastrointestinal discomfort, I also experienced linkedin symptom namely upset stomach felt nauseate. The power of mind over matter slowly emerged inside anguished pate physical unwellness across entire body electric essentially, laterally, and unstintingly did radiate and sucker punch ground zero i.e. solar plexus fall out on par with mushroom cloud trait unleashed courtesy nuclear warhead without a shadow of doubt ability to function even on primal level unwellness did vitiate. Impossible mission to implicate predilection to experience panic attack whereby mine entire psyche did crack blowing major fuses analogous to ENIAC. In 1942, physicist John Mauchly proposed an all-electronic calculating machine. The result was ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer), built between 1943 and 1945—the first large-scale computer to run at electronic speed without being slowed by any mechanical parts. Yours truly entertained no mood to jump figurative gun taking no time to think and brood and shoot from the hip (perhaps while partially nude) (regarding sharing his antithetical thoughts within break out groups) virtual bodyguards escorting out this dude possibly unintentionally antagonizing listeners buzzfeeding misinterpreting weaponizing commentaries assembled crude easily mistaken for flak, I sincerely eschewed.

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