Pulchritudinous Independence Day 2023

Utter brainless nincompoop in this poem heretofore addressing I wanna be forever free and clear from mortal anguish, and need more than a blessing - I need a miracle worker after confessing behavior causing depressing wretched state of mind self incriminating admission expressing emptying out checking and savings accounts. Gross negligence fomented morass of monetary hemorrhage, thus yours truly speculating imagining peaceful easy feeling after quaffing hemlock beverage (considerably less expensive than trained masseuse administering head to toe effleurage) the former painless demise popularized courtesy Socrates whereby Athenian democracy charged said philosopher with impiety and corrupting the youth of Athens unlike him I feel mental, physical, and spiritual states devastated, jackknifed, and shattered into a million little pieces, hence appealing notion shucking off western civilization equipage, and concomitant linkedin corporeal defrauded earthling and author of these words. The importance of money or lack thereof smarts, especially when series of unfortunate events even Lemony Snicket, would be flabbergasted at such blatant and flagrant stupidity exhibited courtesy yours truly. Herr dummkopf did not function with one iota of his brain case in point entire financial cushion he did drain anonymous, barbarous, egregious, ferocious, iniquitous jerks re: cyber crooks enriched their coffers in previous poems I did explain how yours truly got sucker punched to surrender substantial capital subsequently severe depression washes over me like floodplain after a major hurricane thus another shout out, though I feel quite insane to drum up buffer (in) zone excedrin also sought to bring temporary relief far fetched likelihood in dough main despite moon shot to witness philanthropic boost, I keep praying Meg Found will pull thru and ordain (fiasco from fraudster frazzles father) one ordinarily perspicacious primate who financially doth strain.