Pounds

Generation CLASS Time is showing on our ASS Bulging hips and aching knee caps God doesn't hand out an "Eternal Youth" free PASS Dear ME The flabs are plain to SEE I guess we're on our way now To our advancing DESTINY It is noticable by any MEANS Can no longer fit in those sexy Levi JEANs What do I do when I have to SIT- and those seam lines start to embarassingly SPLIT? Women no longer FLIRT and I can't bend over to peer under their SKIRT It is no good to swear and COMPLAIN All I'll end up with is a brown smelly STAIN As crazy as this really sounds Our Generation(and Myself) ARE PUTTING ON THOSE POUNDS!!