Post Halloween

POST HALLOWEEN I’m a talkin’ bout them trick-er-treeters last night! Dang kids cum up on tha porch – Cum by the bus-loads Up on tha dang porch! “Trick er treet!” Them dang squealee little voices! Don’t trust none on ‘em While maw’s a passin’ out nuts ‘n apples ‘n candee ‘n stuff I’m ridin’ shotgun a sittin’ on tha porch swing I’m talkin’ bout a genyouwine 12 gage babee! Oh it’s not a couple extree candees i’m wurreed bout It’s them dang Jones twins Honriest kids ever An ya caint tell ‘em with the masks ‘n all Weel tha brats knowed some better ‘n ta come beggin’ on our porch last night but this mawrnin whin I waked up look out tha winder At first I thunk it snowed durin’ tha night Nope! Twas a charmin sight Bout fifty rolls