Poop Pain

As I live and as I breath Constipation makes me heave The pain just makes me cry No matter what I try My poo's stuck, I do believe I simply don’t have the luck In my gut my poo is stuck The smell that’s from my bum Makes your nose rather numb It’s worse than a garbage truck

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 7/15/2023 1:03:00 PM

Funny one Paige - congrats! :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2023 10:52:00 PM

By the way. Is that your real name?? So cool

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2023 10:50:00 PM

There is a secret to getting rid of it. Good ones. Congrats

Terry Flood

Date: 7/6/2023 3:45:00 PM

Dear Paige.,, you’re not kidding… it is definitely worse than ANY garbage truck……….. or so I’m told… by a friend…. er… ex friend (phew, I think I got away with that one). Congrats on your poopy write. Terry

Jan Allison

Date: 7/4/2023 4:30:00 PM

Your poem is hilariarse Paige!!!Thanks so much for supporting the contest and many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 6/26/2023 12:00:00 PM

LOL! This is awesome! Hilarious too. I broke half the bones in my body at once, and from what I remember, from the pain killers the worst pain was having to poo!

David Fisher

Date: 6/24/2023 5:55:00 AM

Eww, this sounds like a winner!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/23/2023 2:04:00 PM

Worse then a garbage truck is when I went into the woods outhouse…phooey and run for the hills. Good one!