Pooh

“Pooh” Winnie’s squeezed sigh was rather prehensile butt Oh bother! was the scoop by Walter Winchell bears do do do in the woods but the buzz to bee understood is it’s trees that make number two pencils

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Jan Allison

Date: 11/2/2023 6:25:00 PM

ha ha ha i will worry when i use an HB pencil now lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jeff Connelly
Date: 11/3/2023 5:22:00 AM

;)~

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 11/1/2023 3:08:00 PM

that's creative and pretty fun, Jeff. I needed a little wit and humor this evening. Sara

Jeff Connelly
Date: 11/1/2023 3:44:00 PM

Thanks for the read and comment Sara. I'm glad I could help out

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/1/2023 12:16:00 PM

you are so funny, jeff! i always write with number 2 pencils, but never thought about that reference before. unfortunately, i most likely will from now on...

Jeff Connelly
Date: 11/2/2023 9:39:00 AM

I apologize for scarring your future writings ilene. I suggest instead, this quote from Spike Milligan: “Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?”

Lin Lane

Date: 11/1/2023 3:09:00 AM

Lol Jeff. You squeezed a lot of references between Pooh and poo into these lines. Use a keyboard instead of a #2 pencil and save a tree. Still need toilet paper, though.

Jeff Connelly
Date: 11/1/2023 4:14:00 AM

I use pens, but, sorry trees, I still use paper. But you can use mullein, boy scout's toilet paper, for your other business ;)~