Poked Again

" Poked Again " I went to the farmers market on a hot summers day standing in a long line patiently waiting to pay. I felt something poking me right in the behind I just kind of ignored it I was trying to be kind. The long line was moving slowly very slowly Suddenly, I felt it again poking right into me. It poked me firmly right in my behind I reached around to feel it and here is what I find. I touched it with my fingers it was hard and long poking into my behind is so very wrong. I wrapped my fingers around it feeling it up and down I’m glad no one noticed my embarrassed frown. While my fingers held it I was Poked Again I turned my head and saw a man standing with a grin. I turned around all red faced the line moved up ahead just one more poke from this man and for sure he will be dead. I made it to the cashier and quickly paid for my food when then I felt another poke this man is extremely rude. I turned around so angry thinking this is such a bummer then I saw his basket filled with a cucumber. I was now so embarrassed with nothing left to say as I left the farmers market on this hot summer day... Penned By MPK NOTE: Everyone Needs A Good Deep Belly Laugh As Good Humor Is A Good Thing...