Plut the Forgotten Planet

Pluto, the forgotten planet Mars is a stony planet, too big for its own good those who go there have to live indoors as it has no air to breath life for the brave must be tedious looking a reddish stones and the occasionally a yellow dust storm is living up. One by one the will commit suicide venturing out and explode. Pluto, on the other hand, is a small planet and it has green vegetation. A place to grow potatoes and cabbage it has fruit too not like here on earth but nevertheless they are tasty except for the blue lemon that is poisonous The fauna is full of odd-looking animals that are so friendly no one wants to kill them becoming vegetarians instead. Take the enormous flightless fowl they lay eggs that can serve a battalion for breakfast. There is no tobacco on the planet, but it has big leaves which when rolled together makes people happy and laughing, on earth we call it marijuana an odd name for a delicate plant. There is no snow on Pluto, no clouds but the sun can be a little off-putting as it is smoky brow. So why is no one going there, say, on holiday for later to live there permanently, but forget your snowboard and skis.