Pledging Allegiance to Caitlin Clark

Caitlin Clark this, Caitlin Clark that your name is magic, you're the Cat in the Hat You’ve got folks so mesmerized they don’t see you’re undersized In a tizzy, fans shell out their dough Don’t they know you’re skinny and slow Over you the media's ablaze all they print's effusive praise Yet not a word about this corker ~ your new pro team is mediocre