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If I gave you them - you’d probably kill me.... but you could re-use them on my grave! To PD From JA Contest: Melt my heart with just one line Sponsor PD Written on 11th Feb 2016

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Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 2/16/2016 12:30:00 AM

How lovely Jan.. off beat n emotive.. no wonder it is a great win.. big congrats!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/16/2016 1:21:00 AM

Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

Date: 2/15/2016 9:38:00 PM

A nice little bit of fun there Jan, i do like it. Congratulations on your placement in Linda's contest....MIKE.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/16/2016 1:21:00 AM

Thanks Mike:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/14/2016 6:57:00 PM

Yours was fantastic humor, Jan. Glad to see this on the list.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/15/2016 1:25:00 PM

Thanks Andrea I was glad Linda could see the humour in this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 2/14/2016 12:17:00 PM

Congrats on your win Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2016 12:20:00 PM

Many thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 2/14/2016 8:10:00 AM

Back to Congratulate you and greet you with....Have a great Sunday, Jan! ;-) hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2016 9:57:00 AM

Thanks Kim Happy Valentine's Day hope you have a fun day:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 2/14/2016 4:55:00 AM

Congratulations, Jan! Glad to see that Linda enjoyed your entry! Happy Valentine's Day:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2016 6:51:00 AM

I'm relieved! :-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 2/14/2016 4:53:00 AM

Well done, and a haha.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2016 6:51:00 AM

Thanks Lin:-) hugs Jan xx

Lu Loo

Date: 2/13/2016 9:04:00 PM

Aha lady Jan!! You're the best! The most clever one in the contest, you're very gifted as always!!! *hugs* -luloo

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2016 6:51:00 AM

Thanks LuLoo:-) I write and hope people enjoy my humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 2/13/2016 8:53:00 PM

Jan, Congratulations on your wonderful win. Thank you for melting my heart with your one liner. Stop by my latest blog "HOT AIR," if you'd like to view the lovely VALENTINES card I pinned for all the winning poems on my list. LOVE ~The Poet Destroyer~

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2016 6:50:00 AM

Thanks for placing me in your contest Linda I had fun with this theme:-) hugs Jan xx

White Sage

Date: 2/12/2016 10:03:00 AM

this is...i don't know how to qualify it lol...i hope PD will like it lol

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 1:01:00 PM

I hope its funny but also a bit sad lol:-) hugs jan xx

Elaine George

Date: 2/12/2016 6:58:00 AM

HALARIOUS! THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY, JAN.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 7:14:00 AM

I just hope Linda finds it funny or it's N/A for me lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 2/11/2016 6:42:00 PM

Hahaha! Sounds like something from my mother's mouth! When I bought her roses (and they weren't cheap) she'd chide me for the expense, then advise me next time to buy plastic ones Why? Because they'd last so much longer! Oh well, best in the contest. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2016 3:21:00 AM

ha ha ha Maurice I love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/11/2016 3:32:00 PM

hahaha. HIlarious, Jan. Love it!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2016 3:44:00 PM

Not sure it will place Andrea but I had fun:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 2/11/2016 1:48:00 PM

Great wit, Jan..by far outshines these plastic flowers:) Enjoyed Carrie's comment, too:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2016 1:49:00 PM

I hope PD likes the humour Paul:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 2/11/2016 12:04:00 PM

So funny! Mine's dark, per request...All the best, Jan! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2016 1:33:00 PM

Thanks Kim I write and hope PD likes the humour:-) hugs jan xx

Eric Boddie

Date: 2/11/2016 10:45:00 AM

jan you should be on stage because your words do amaze because of the comedic blaze of your words, just to turn a phrase....;)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2016 11:42:00 AM

Thanks for the fun comment Eric:-) hugs Jan xx

James Inman

Date: 2/11/2016 9:07:00 AM

Love it!! Great write, Jan. I literally LOLed!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2016 9:44:00 AM

Hope PD sees the funny side lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 2/11/2016 4:48:00 AM

FAKE flowers...how apropos! I love it, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2016 9:46:00 AM

I would be mortified if i got given plastic flowers lol just had visions of being hit over the head with them - found the image and thought it was so funny:-) hugs Jan xx