Planet of the Lezbeins
Maybe we can write , a song together , about a planet of lezbeins ,
Hoo only wair leather . And thay only get praygnant , by artifishul inseminations ,
And thay give all thair male-children , sex change operations !
Now even thoe the planet of lezbeins is way out in space ,
The planet of lezbeins is still a very nice place !
That is , of course , until the day , win the sperm bank ran dry ,
Now it looks like the planet of lezbeins mite die .
On the planet of lezbeins , everyone lives 4-ever .
As long as thay stay virjins , thale be dieing never .
So thay decided 2 send sum astro lezbeins out in 2 space ,
2 send more sperm home , from sum other place . And
Now the planet if lezbeins , is safe again , Atleast until the next time ,
The sperm bank runs dry again. And then thale send more astro lezbeins
Out in 2 space , 2 bring more sperm home , from sum other place !...
Copyright © John Hall | Year Posted 2016
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