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Plan B

The poet, wanting to be, liked,
wrote poems for her which were spiked,
with thoughts he hoped would make him seem,
like someone who she might esteem.
He spoke of love, how it was crap.
Of kisses wet and dewy laps.
Of body lines traced one by one.
Of god****ed bees unfairly done, 
her eyes, her smile, her lack of care,
her breath, her kiss beneath her hair
her sinful menu (no, no chips),
her mingling place (his ears for grips).
And, just to demonstrate his class,
he pointed out his sagging arse.
Of such is what romance is made!
He knew he could not but get laid!
She'd surely not his charms resist.
And if she did ... he'd get her pissed!!

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  1. Date: 9/16/2013 10:03:00 AM
    This makes me think of Plan C! Wow! It is the kind of plan up with which I will not put! Give her highest mark.

  1. Date: 5/29/2013 12:55:00 AM
    Hey, red, thanks for the sweet comment on my boston Cream pie poem! It's in one of those books I sent you! btw, the name of that etheree I wanted you to read is "About the Time I started writing poems." and maybe you might enjoy "shy guy's awakening" I think I labeled it either as free or as narrative.

  1. Date: 3/28/2013 10:01:00 PM
    Red, I'm stopping by to say hi, and wish you an early Happy Easter, just in case I don't have time to stop by in the next few days. take care and have yourself a good one~ Always & Forever *LINDA"

  1. Date: 3/26/2013 11:25:00 PM
    Hmmm, how about a plan C??? heehee I enjoyed the read!

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 7:35:00 AM
    hahaha, I believe this is all true, matey. I recognize your other poems in here: the kiss under the blanket of hair and the chef who doesn't cook but dishes it all up (wink, wink). You're a master twister-o'-word, Red. While you're at your plan B, have one on me as well. :)

    OMara Avatar Red OMara
    Date: 3/17/2013 5:53:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks for your kind words, Delysia, but as for your suggestion that I have one on you as well...? I can only assume that I've completely misunderstood you. But tis a divil of a slip o tongue fer a lass t' be makin to a buccaneer.
  1. Date: 3/14/2013 9:10:00 PM
    Hello Red, wow... what a poem... ha ha..time to go to plan b,.... enjoyed ~LINDA

    OMara Avatar Red OMara
    Date: 3/17/2013 5:57:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thankyou Linda, very glad you enjoyed it. At least with plan b I suppose a feller gets to have a drink or two.