Pissing In the Wind

the ocean's my play ground and pretty days there I be found I come from the land of pirates and drug runners but now days I thinks fishin is funner 6 days off shore, my vision a tunnel while all me mates puke on the gunnel I cackle and gives the boyz a nod and holdz tightly to me'z fishin rod I'z drinkin me'z rum and tea but then I reel-I'z I need'z to pee I move a boy'z head, and puts da rod on the gunnel and unzipps me center pocket for the bladder funnel so while I was holdin the dong I see'z "I got a fish on!" oh how it gave me'z the joys I caught that fish while pissin on dim boys by Capt. Mike ps I glad that fish didn't bite me other pole!