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Pilgrams Party

Attacked by some irate Indians The Pilgrims had an arrow escape They felt like it was time to party Since they ended up in great shape! Some girls asked, "Can we tan for this?" What does our religion decree? The answer was, to just make sure It's as Puritan as it can be! William Brewsters oddly named kids Love, Wrestling, Patience, and Fear Danced to new music called Plymouth rock At the Pilgrim party of the year! Love was with the one she was with Wrestling was spoiling for a fight Fear cried, "What will become of us!" Patience said, "It'll be alright!" The Pilgrims pants kept falling down The subject of gossip and chats It turned out it wasn't the drinking But that their buckles were on their hats! Late that night they were all passed out Without even taking a shower Dreaming of the new ship coming in, The one which was called the Juneflower!

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Date: 10/11/2019 1:24:00 AM

Oh my, Pat, wasn't sure where this was going... lol. I loved the creativity here, but I laughed a little too loudly when I got to the buckle part! You are too much...

Pat Adams
Date: 10/11/2019 9:19:00 PM

Honestly, I'm not too sure where I'm going myself sometimes!....Yeah, glad they finally figured out the belt buckle deal!........80)

Jan Allison

Date: 10/10/2019 8:20:00 AM

You had me giggling pat especially knowing those names were real:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams
Date: 10/10/2019 4:28:00 PM

Yeah and so long before the hippies!! Glad you like it!.....pat

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/9/2019 10:19:00 PM

G'day PAT … by crikey, you'll be struck down by a powerful force if you're not careful. You really know how have a bloke shaking his head and giggling at the same time don't you - Lindsay

Pat Adams
Date: 10/10/2019 7:04:00 AM

If you say so Lindsay, it has to be true!! Thanks for commenting buddy!!....pat

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 10/8/2019 9:16:00 PM

Wow, love the 'Plymoth rock" and the 'Juneflower' - though I don't know how much fun a Puritan party is - do you know they outlawed Christmas!!

Pat Adams
Date: 10/9/2019 2:44:00 PM

Bummer! Guess I'll have to start over for my Christmas poem Idea!...(Just kidding).....Glad you liked it Michelle! Thanks for commenting..........80) ps. William Brewster actually did name some of his kids those names and it has been documented they were pretty heavy drinkers! (Not just the kids)