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Simple Simon was the pieman who worked at the fair Simple Simon caught the eye of a fair haired lady there said Simon to the fair hair come and taste my ware take a bite if you like and tell me of my ware says Fair Hair to Simple Simon tis the worst pie ever tried! it crossed my eyes and pruned my face i thought that i had died says Simon to Fair Hair won't you buy a pie for it only cost a penny? Fair Hair says Simple Simon if I had a penny indeed I still would not buy any Complex Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Julia Ward 1/17/2022

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Date: 1/19/2022 12:19:00 PM
LoL . This is funny Timothy. It must have really tasted terrible, whatever was in it, with the crossed eyes and pruned face! I enjoyed this. It brought some laughter to this day. Well done :)
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 1/19/2022 2:05:00 PM
Thank you so much for the kind words Heidi! The best to you and yours.
Date: 1/17/2022 11:19:00 PM
Love the humour Timothy, wonder what was on the pies lol. Tom
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 1/18/2022 3:42:00 PM
Thanks Tom, it depends if it were a English pie or American! :)
Date: 1/17/2022 8:12:00 PM
Fun poem, Timothy ~
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 1/17/2022 8:30:00 PM
Thank you Line. the more I look at it I think it needs a little work. It feels hinky.

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