Piddle Eee Dee

Piddle Eee Dee Dribble, Dribble, breakage, and Piddle A pox on that little dog! Ankle biter, obnoxious barker… Wish he’d just shut up! Chased him around all day long But he still got my sofa again! I wonder if my Dear Old Mother-in-Law Could survive just one day without him! Perhaps I should now get out the broom A week of destroying stuff, is just too much! So I used the broom to scoot him out the door. Then he proceeded to dig my flowers up! From under the fence he made an escape I chased him for an hour and a half! Then my Mother-in-Law came back home And picked her precious up!!!! Such love and warmth I've never seen… Darn… Wouldn't that be my luck! So I’m back to… Dribble, Dribble, breakage, and Piddle A pox on that little dog! Ankle biter, obnoxious barker… Wish he’d just shut up!