Phattest Gun In Town

A WAY OUT WEST PHATT IS GOOD AND BLING-BLING IS FANCY STUFF THEM COWBOYS THERE DRESS REAL FINE CAUSE THE WORK OUT THERE AINT ROUGH I WENT OUT WEST TO SEE THE SIGHTS AND LORDY THEY WAS FINE COWBOYS THERE RIDE IN LIMOSENES THEM COWBOYS THERE DRINK WINE I MET UP WITH THIS FANCY COWBOY DOWNTOWN ON RODEO DRIVE HE HAD A PRETTY GIRL ON EACH ARM AND BROTHER THEY WAS FINE HIS HAT HE SAID WAS MADE OF FAUX IT LOOKED LIKE RABBIT FUR TO ME THE HATBAND WAS COVERED WITH DIAMONDS AND PEACOCK FEATHERS FANCY AS COULD BE HE’S THE PHATTEST GUN IN TOWN HE’S THE PHATTEST GUN IN TOWN BLING-BLING FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS TOES HE’S THE PHATTEST GUN IN TOWN HIS SHIRT WAS MADE OF JAPAN SILK WITH BUTTONS MADE OF PEARLS HE WORE A FANCY GOLDEN BUCKLE THAT SAID MY NAME IS EARLE HE WORE TWO PEARL HANDLED PISTOLS SLUNG DOWN LOW ON HIS WAIST ONE WAS A FANCY CIGAR LIGHTER THE OTHER HOLDS BRANDY JUST A TASTE CHORUS HE SAID HEY BRO YOUR NEW IN TOWN ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A DATE THESE GIRLS WILL SHOW YOU A REAL GOOD TIME GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND WAIT I LOOKED AT HIM AND THEN AT THEM AND THEN I JUST SAID NO MY WIFE IS WAITIN’ BACK AT THE RANCH AND I REALLY GOT TO GO CHORUS