Pg 13 Psycho Chick

this chick i met at the store one day trying to sell me a jar or raspberry jam. She said i looked familar.I said she looked familiar to Elementary school.Third grade.Mrs brown was are teacher. This girl always sat alone during lunch and at reccess . Never had i realized how pretty she was so i asked her out to lunch. When she said yes then trouble started spewing. She hasnt stopped cutting her meat and shes putting splenda in her sprite drink. When she speaks shes telling me all the names of her exs in alphabetical order and how it was always them and never her.I seriously doubt this ecspecially when she askes if id like to have a threesome with her sister. I dont know how this psycho chick got me on date two.Shes pretty and all but thats all shes got too. Sex is ackward.She insist her dog be in the room.She laughs hysterically the whole time and sleeps through the rest. On date three i let her go gently.She said shed never forgive me and that i was by far the worst ex she ever had.I thought thank goodness for that. On friday she called me and said all was forgiven.I asked her how she got my number?she said your mother gave it to me.By the way her name is smidgen isnt it. I told her it was over.My temper started rising. she said she didnt mind as her fifth ex was taking her back.I said good luck with that. Never saw her again but that psycho chick still talks to my mother who says i should have proposed.I tell my mom if only you knew what that psycho chick put me through.