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So what my geometry’s disproportioned and I call myself a volunteer writer? A felon? Yep. But that’s image distortion - a classic lover, occasional biter, sensitive-mid-age-crisis-approaching double-divorcee-triple-duty-deadbeat- dad does me better. Plus, in terms of coaching, none need be proffered this sure-bet to cheat with an always available stable of nay-saying alibis on burner phones calling to say: You’ll be comfortable thinking my ears hear no other mares moan, so long as you’re blonde, petite, no older than twenty and run from me fast as you can.