Perpetual Pooping Feeling

Sometimes I get a bad stomach ache and feel like I have to poop So I sit on the toilet, for like 25 minutes. But nothing happens. It happens when I'm trying to pee, too But the perpetual pooping feeling is much worse, because your brain tells you that your stomach hurts but that may, or may not, actually be the case. f*ck the brain; always trying to deceive us with its goddamn neurons and electric signals.