Perched On Figurative Shoulder

Perched on figurative shoulder... taking devil's advocate stance..., with sharp eyed cognizance of course Joe King abidance! Wild eyed traitor Joe Schmoe, albeit Democrat subjects himself to grow wing skepticism at impeachment show whip lashed, viz strapping jock who stow weapons of mashed destruction expects at least one rotten tomato, or "mother's petrified pop slop, electronic brickbats, et cetera hard as(s) bupkis targeting yours truly smack dab rendering aspiring po' wit smashing me face courtesy final deathblow, while pilloried vainly waiting for... Godot, cuz I must say impeachment travesty appears triumphantly trumped, where Nancy Pelosi will eat crow proving Hillary Clinton's catchphrase basket of deplorables apropos aforementioned speaker of the house tin pot dictatorial desperado scuttling hither and yon to and fro oddly enough even staking out manhunt for Wizard of Oz enlisting (right on the Dot) doggone toto tense seat of pants increasing stiff competition on all faux pas, whereby freezeframe tableaux icy (I see) as temperatures dip down into five below analogous to stop motion projector manned by bonobo sports petsmart stuff and struts (think shock absorbed) ditto Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Circus, where ma's yoyo tricks, tracks, and trumps... three ringed circus, nonetheless (toe) nail biting suspense amazingly graceful slick cameo starring emperor donning invisible new clothes couture well worn portfolio prosecutorial cadres itching to dredge schmutz (quad) drilling, and extracting ore region null evidence upending forefathers status quo appearing impressive bandying sine qua non quid pro quo bingo emphatic pedantic Latin Oh though above named language dead - Anglo Saxon heavily and will (yum) doth barr row, especially to appear self important those of the Senate does saul full bellow.